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how Jodi got here:
Out on his gap year, given a schedule of ports of call from his L.E.A, Jodi boarded his space pod with his preprogrammed schedule, but instead of heading for the area of choice ‘Where in the Universe’ (the universe being made up of specific areas of What, Where and When) he was given a now defunct schedule to visit the ‘What in the Universe’ area (a long since abandoned destination, brought about by it’s heightened reputation for space litter, space explosions and general messiness, all emanating from what came to be known as What!Planet , not to mention the increasingly hostile, and, even by space standards, bizarre behavior of its main inhabitants.
Realizing too late his route planner was the wrong one, his little space pod went hurtling through the stars following the route of the many old style crusaders that had gone before, who, in the past, were given the name of UFO’s by a small secular group of What!Planet’s inhabitants.
Not familiar with What!Planet’s new arrangement of an extensive and expensively built entry portal over the snowy land of it’s Northern pole, he found he was sucked through a hole in the ozone. This is when things started to go a bit blurry and bumpy for him. When he came too he was more than a little sore and he promptly noted that What!Planet’s reputation for bizarre and inefficient design still rang true. Rubbing his head and other areas of his anatomy, he decided the entry portal must only be for show, as it certainly did not aid or ease any visiting ships arrival; a hugely inefficient and massive project that must have taken years for these inhabitants to complete.
However, since he was here, Jodi decided that he should make the most of his trip; he packed his essentials into his back pack and set off to see what was what.
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